
So, another birthday has been and gone. 64 lies behind me, 65 with all its myriad possibilities lies ahead: literally limitless possibilities, but very few probabilities and even fewer likelihoods. If only I could see what might lay ahead for me (apart from the inevitable) I could make plans and devise excuses. If only I could, like my wife who knows exactly what I am going to say and how wrong it will be, see into the future. But no-one (other than partners) can do that can they? Well, here’s the thing…
I have lost count of the number of times when I have had an idea on which I have built a post only to find that, in the space between writing and publishing, somebody else has had exactly the same idea and published before me. I cannot tell you the number of times I have thought “Oh, that would be a great present for (whomever) they’ll be so surprised” only to find that they ask me for that self-same thing just hours after I’ve ordered it. So many times I have watched a new sitcom and thought “Hang on, I wrote and submitted that dialogue years ago. That joke was mine: I could easily find it in my files…” but I never do. What would be the point? There is no copyright on a joke – and anyway, who’s to say that somebody else didn’t make it first? As a writer you always attempt to make dialogue sound as natural as possible – I keep reams of notes of snatches from overheard conversations – maybe the dialogue wasn’t even mine in the first place.
I don’t so much see the future as live it. Somehow I manage to do things before anybody else even decides that they need doing, but in such a way that it looks as though I am simply responding to their demands. When I think of doing something, the consequence is that other people then start to think that they would like me to do it. It’s a good job that I am not a hunter; I would never be able to take anything unawares. I do not read minds, but my own mind is not only open for reading, it seems to be broadcasting across all bands. If I want to surprise someone I have to ensure that I don’t even think about surprising them.
Surely seeing the future would be the superpower to beat them all. Knowing that someone was going to take extreme offence to what you have to say would be certain to make you stop and think about it, wouldn’t it? Well, no, it wouldn’t, it would just allow you to duck early.
In reality seeing the future would only be bad news. Responding to what you know is going to happen before it happens could easily be misconstrued. Defensive actions taken in advance of offensive ones can only, themselves, be viewed as offensive by those who have no knowledge of the future. Nailing Judas’s ears to the table might seem justified in hindsight, but could very well have seemed a mite harsh at the time. Such a reaction to someone who had simply forgotten where he had been and where the money had come from may well have been considered a little over the top back then.
In short, foreknowledge is almost certain to come to no good unless we all have it, in which case, well… it isn’t really foreknowledge anymore, is it? It is just knowledge, and the knowledge that I will be 66 next year is nothing really to write home about…
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, another one gone
Another one bites the dust.
Hey, I’m gonna get you too,
Another one bites the dust. Queen – Another One Bites the Dust (Deacon)
