
The poison dart frog has a many-hued coat
That you really wouldn’t want to have stuck in your throat
It has always puzzled me why a tiny little frog should contain enough poison to kill ten fully grown adult humans. What on earth is nature trying to protect them against? A dinner party? Ten French people willing to munch five to a leg? I understand in nature that bright colours warn of toxicity, so why aren’t butterflies weaponised? Why do Black Widow Spiders carry enough venom to kill a human, when all they need to see off is a fly? What’s more, if you’re a spider a spider who has just killed a fly with sufficient venom to bring down a human, how do you then eat it without suffering the consequences? How did nature choose the venomous? Why did she miss politicians? Thank God she did…
BTW in case you ever wondered, a frog in the throat is a simple literal allusion to the fact that you sound croaky.
P.S. I do understand the difference between poisonous and venomous – although I’m not convinced that the frog does.
Dear Colin… There are literally millions of venomous politicians worldwide… There is an absolute plague of them…
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Subtly wordplayed again Colin, so I’ll offer my congrats…
You are a deathly scarily knowledgable bloke
When it comes to ways to wildlife ways to croak.
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Sir, you have the time to reply with the score at 1 all? I am stunned! Or is it half-time?
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Omg. I’m currently eating my own weight in shite 😬
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If Engerlund score again- don’t forget the fluid intake!
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Fluid intake currently minimal but potent
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After ninety minutes- but wait! There’s more!
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Come on Harry!
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Twice taken means three cheers!
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Blimey. I’m going to have to adjust my medication
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Medication overload for the rest of the day!
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Football. Bloody hell!
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I never realised there was any difference between Poison and Venom. Nature handed over most of the venom to politicians. They release it in the body of masses of people using their tongues–active offensive. The rest of animal kind is mostly poisonous, passive-defence. I’ve heard that frogs legs are a rave in political parties. I guess, nature is trying populace control in venomous creatures.
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When you get to a certain age the difference between poison and venom mean very little. But if you really want know A thing is poisonous if you eat it and die. it is venomous when it bites you and you die, You can eat a rattlesnake, In fact they are tasty. but don’t let one bite you. They are venomous
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Absolutely correct, although the same can almost certainly be said about politicians
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I would never eat a politician! They’re too slimy
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Canibalistic okra
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Of course, there is the Cane Toad which people in the eighties were wont to lick for their hallucinogenic properties.
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Some people will lick anything… Thankfully…
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Wonder if that’s where kissing a frog to find your prince comes from. Just slide your tongue over that toad and everyone will look like a prince…
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