Elephants never forget,
From January through to December,
But I’m happy to bet,
Although with regret,
There is nothing they need to remember.
The perils of a pampered zoo life. You don’t need to remember how to cross half a continent in order to find a dry-season water hole when there’s someone to turn a hose on you every day. Maybe you just need to remember that this is not quite as it should be – and wait for the zoo keeper to leave the gate open…