Zoo #19 – Bull Ants

There was an old lady from Hull
Who waved her red pants at a bull
She did it for kicks –
She was wetting her knick’s –
But the beast found it terribly dull.

I do love a limerick.  Maybe I should use them more…

There was a young girl from Penzance
Who found she had ants in her pants.
Her humour quite faded
When the damn things invaded
And it certainly altered her stance.

Or maybe I shouldn’t…

7 thoughts on “Zoo #19 – Bull Ants

  1. There was a young man from UK
    With words, he knew how to play
    He wrote with great speed
    And paid lots of heed
    To the laughter coming his way

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