Ok Shaily, you get one too. I can’t pretend that this was easy. Nobody (with the possible exception of another rat) likes a rat…
A nonsense rhyme about a rat?
I’m really not a fan of that.
The rodent-beasts just leave me squirmin’
You can’t be funny about vermin.
I hope that fills the brief. Given time, I would probably come up with a rhyme for Ratatouille, but that’s really not the point, is it?