Beard — A Badly Chewed Pencil

Bernard had a lovely beard He kept it nice and clean He’d bathe it with conditioner It brought up quite a sheen He’d trim it, stroke it, wax it, poke it Comb and brush and preen Until the day he got it caught In a slice and dice machine Last one on the shift that […]

Beard — A Badly Chewed Pencil

This is the fourth poem published by my great friend Chris (Crispinunderfelt) on his new blog – A badly chewed pencil. Just thought that I would like to point you in his direction. If you like a funny poem, you’ll love him…

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